The story of a Mack Sennett like chase through the streets of San Antonio was related in one of Ibiza's courts the other day and all that was missing from the script was a heroine tied to a
railroad track!
The tale begins in San Antonio's health centre when a Doctor based there spied his ex-wife leaving with her new boyfriend. She alleged that the doc, enraged with jealousy, commandeered an ambulance,
and with blue lights flashing, klaxon blaring (but no string of keystone Cops hanging off the back) followed their car for 4 kilometres shouting insults over the loudspeakers!
The judge dismissed the case against the doctor as not a single witness was found to verify the ex-wife's story!