In two stories worthy of the Keystone Cops we bring you news of some of San Antonio's criminal capers where things didn't go according to plan. Young Jonathan D. A. and 3 of his mates nicked a boat from San Antonio's Nautical Club and set off for the high seas to engage in a spot of marine joy riding in the early hours of Friday morning. Their clever scheme started to go wrong when the boat broke down, leaving them bobbing about helplessly awaiting the arrival of the Guardia Civil's special rescue/prison boat.
The Guardia boys were also active in one of San An's big discos last week when they detained a 28 year old man from Sierra Leone who had broken in to the place because he had nowhere else to sleep. The poor chap had obviously never read our clubbing section, otherwise he'd have headed over to San An's Sunset Strip where the 'chill-out' music played is enough to send any hardened insomniac into the arms of Morpheus.