It's that time of the year when the tourist offices of Ibiza compile a list of the odd anecdotes and strange requests for information they have been presented with over the last season. We've picked out some of the best for our readers.
Where are the beaches for the Spanish? (The beaches are for everybody)
Where is Ibiza on this map? (shown as Eivissa in Catalan)
Where are the deserted coves? (Nowhere is deserted in August)
How do I get to Marina Gorbachov? (It's Marina Botafoch)
Where are the seaweed 'prairies' in San Rafael? (San Rafael is landlocked)
What day is the water party in the aquarium? (It's in Es Paradis)
Where are the secret parties held? (It's a secret)
Is the Villa Mercedes restaurant owned by the motor car company? (No)
Where is the statue of a man eating a hotdog? (San Antonio's 'Shouting Man')