Fed up with Metropolis and his job as a mild mannered bespectacled reporter, Clark (Superman) Kent flew into Ibiza this weekend.
Disappointingly he didn't drop gracefully from the skies with his cape blowing in the breeze and girlfriend Lois Lane entwined in his arms of steel, but arrived more conventionally on a plane at the airport in the form of actor Dean Cain.
Cain is no stranger to Ibiza and was, but is now no longer, married to a local girl, Samantha Torres. The star of 'The New Adventures of Superman' has bought his own 'fortress of solitude' (well, a house, actually) on the island and is currently busy ensuring that there are no traces of deadly green kryptonite in the construction.