Oh dear, what can the matter be?

The owners of a bar in San Jordi were so worried about the non re-appearance of a man who had gone to the toilets and was still in there 3 hours later, that they called the police, fearing that he had died in the cubicle.

The owners of a bar in San Jordi were so worried about the non re-appearance of a man who had gone to the toilets and was still in there 3 hours later, that they called the police, fearing that he had died in the cubicle.

The gallant agents were able to establish that the poor man locked in the lavatory was neither dead, nor had suffered some serious illness, but was merely extremely drunk, and after some time were able to wake him to reunite him with his, by now, lukewarm beer.