Speaker speaker on the wall, who is the most famous of them all? If Pacha was at the centre of a Grimms fairy tale collection, the DJ celebrity fireball name that is David Guetta would be the one given the blast.
To add some clarity into the announcement machine, Thursdays at the cherry loaded club will be undergoing the déjà vu treatment as of the 2nd of June with the return of F*** Me I'm Famous. Another year with the Frenchman's face pinned to the boards lapping up his notoriety shouldn't be a surprise when you see him loading the 'S' into 'success' year after year with his Pacha residency.
The first announcement to come from his camp promises what most human beings can't get enough of: excitement. No living mortal who has passed over Ibiza's soil has willingly cried: “I wish to put an end to this excitement,” and retreated to the land of the mundane. Guetta can't get enough of the thrill seeking good stuff, his night is one of the biggest on the island and he remains as one of the star attractions, so you can trust that whatever he chooses to refresh the show with this year, it's going to be driven to make you close it with an almighty exclamation mark.
Another 19 weeks' worth of F*** Me I'm Famous will begin on the 2nd of June up until the 6th of October. One vital detail that you'll need to know is that Guetta himself will not be present on the 8th, 15th, 22nd or the 29th of September. We'll leaving you guessing as to who will take his place.
Who's playing with him this year? We don't yet know, so of course stay finely tuned. For the non-Ibiza virgins you'll be used to the anticipatory drama that follow our first announcements, and for the Ibiza virgins, welcome to the party.
Tickets to follow soon.